Sandman Schmandman…

Dear Mama,

Well.  Let me just come out and say it.  Stop sticking crap on my hot baby bod.  It really displeases me.   And let me remind you, I don’t cry.  When my sisters plaster me with stickers, scream in my face (lovingly), you forget to feed me, I have to do tummy time… I am very understanding of all these things.  My extra chromosome really seems to have you all in a tizzy so I figure I’ll cut you a break on some stuff.  

But… I hope it was noticeable to you that I cried my head off while you put that weird gunk all over my head and made me look like a living computer chip.  And that thing you call a cannula, that goes in my nose???  WTF, mom?

Ok, so maybe I’m being a little dramatic.  After I filled up on milk, I did fall asleep, after all.  I hope you get whatever so-called  “information” you’re looking for during this sleep study.  I get it, kids with Down Syndrome often have sleep apnea, I snore and sputter a lot in my sleep, you’re worried I’m not oxygenating my brain, don’t want that to affect me in the future, riiiiight.  It’s cool, I get it.  But… I take secret pleasure from knowing that you’re sleeping in a super uncomfortable pull out couch next to me.  It is punishment for sticking all that stuff on my bod.  Love you, mama.

Your son,

LP

 

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4 Comments on “Sandman Schmandman…”

  1. Diane Hill says:

    Awwww…poor LP! I hope the study went well and that there were no issues. The things our poor kiddos have to go through…just not fair!

  2. Jenny says:

    LOL…A living computer chip, love it! haha

    Hope the test results for the little guy came back good.

  3. AK says:

    He is so cute! When he’s older, he and Kaya can share baby pictures. We have plenty of her with all the wires and tubes. Hope all the test results are excellent. AK

  4. I snore too. Pretty sure my wife would prefer to put me on the couch though.


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